I turned thirty at the end of March. Over the last three decades (ugh) I've learned a lot of things. Here are thirty things I've learned1.
- Most things in life that we worry about aren't worth worrying about.
- Sometimes the things you are good at are not the things you thought you would be good at.
- Don't grab a ring stand that has been been under a Bunsen burner for 30 minutes.
- Always bet on black2.
- My parents really did know what they were talking about.
- Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start3.
- I regret more the things I didn't do, or say, than those I did.
- When a majority of your friends tell you something is a bad idea, it is.
- How to play the guitar.
- It's way too easy to let friends slip away.
- My sister and I spent too much time not liking each other.
- I should have thought through this list before I started it.
- That you need to diversify your resources or you will be unable to build anything.
- I'm no good at talking on the phone.
- What timshel means.
- How to do a mail merge to make address labels on Word.
- How to draw this guy.
- How to drive a manual transmission car.
- Food you cook yourself almost always test better.
- The journey is more important that the destination, but you should have a destination in mind.
- I don't give myself enough credit.
- How to write in cursive, twice4.
- The twists to a bunch of movies I've never seen5.
- I'm a nine, probably with an eight wing.
- The states in alphabetical order.
- That I'm really good at the Kevin Bacon game.
- Why the chicken crossed the road.
- That I don't know nearly as much as I think I do.
- I really enjoy writing.
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1 In no particular order.
2 Thank you Wesley Snipes.
3 Boom. Thirty lives.
4 I re-taught myself in grad school.
5 e.g. what soylent green is.

