On the Season of Awards

In which we reflect back on some of the momentous occasions of the past year.


It's award season again, or at least it was¹. The Oscars have come and gone and praise has been placed upon actors, directors, producers, and others in the film industry. I hate movie awards, you can read all about it here.

This year, however, I am going to handout some awards of my own.

• Most Badass Hero That Might Also Be Autistic, Maybe - Ryan Gosling (the Driver), Drive

• Best On-Screen Duo - James McAvoy & Micheal Fassbender (Professor X & Magneto), X-Men: First Class

• Best Movie That the Trailer Made Look Terrible - Rise of the Planet of the Apes

• Most Likely to Remind You of the Wire - Attack the Block

• Most Forgetable Blockbuster - Cowboys & Aliens²

• MRR (Most Rediculous Runner) - Tom Cruise (Ethan Hunt), Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

• Least Favorite Movie - Sherlock Holmes

• Rookie of the Year - John Boyega, Attack the Block

• Most Magical Film Experience - Hugo (in 3D)

• Most Hottest Actor³ - Chris Helmsworth, Thor

• Most Cutest Actress - Jodie Whittaker, Attack the Block

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¹ Honesty time, this post was supposed to be written over a week ago

² No joke, as I was thinking of these I forgot about Cowboys & Aliens and almost awarded it to a different movie

³ Thanks Colleen for the award name