On Teasing Your Brain

In which a last minute alternative is brought forth...


I had a totally different post written, unfortunately it was insanely boring. I was bored writing it, I was even more bored when I proof read it¹. So right before I hit the publish button I pulled the plug. Trust me, we're all better off.

When I started my job back in October I decided to do a daily brain teaser. I spent about a week, or so, scouring various sources for brain teasers that I could use. I came up with 99 total and at this point I've got about 40 left to use. My sources included: the interwebs, The Hobbit, a brain teaser board-game, co-workers, students. Most were average, some were not very good at all, a few, I think, are pretty good. Here are some of my favorites.

1) Using the numbers 1-8 (each number only once) fill in the circles so that the numbers add up to the total in each shape.

2) A man who lives on the tenth floor takes the elevator down to the first floor every morning and goes to work. In the evening, when he comes back, on a rainy day, or if there are other people in the elevator, he goes to his floor directly. Otherwise, he goes to the seventh floor and walks up the remaining three flights of stairs to his apartment. Why?

3) There are three light bulbs in a room with no windows and only one door, which is closed. Outside of the room there are three switches. You can turn the switches off and on as many times as you choose, but can only open the door once. Once the door is open you can no longer touch the switches. How can you determine with light bulb corresponds with which switch?

4) What is a five letter word, in the English language, whose pronunciation isn't changed when you remove four of it's letters?

5) Which side of the line would 'Z' be on?
                                                             
  A        EF  HI  KLMN            T   VWXY
     BCD    G    J           OPQRS  U


6) Which direction is the bus moving²?

If you have any brain teasers let me know³.
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¹ It may come as a surprise but I do proof read.
² Aren't my paint skills amazing?
³ I'll bet I've already got it though.

On Updating Classics With Explosive Results

In which we make movies you know and love much more extreme and badass.


Preamble: For the second week in a row my blog post is the result of reading Sarah's blog, though this time it is more the product of a discussion we were having in her comments section. Therefore, I have decreed Sarah's blog to be the official muse for my insanity¹.

I've seen a lot of movies. Good movies, bad movies, memorable movies, and some that are totally forgettable². If there is one thing I've learned from decades of movie watching it's that you can make a good movie great and a bad movie better simply by adding one important thing. Explosions. The more the better.

In film there are a few ways that a character can respond to an explosive situation.

1. Be a dingus, get blow'd up.
2. Run away from the blast, look like an idiot.
3. Run away from the blast, jump at the last second, look badass.
4. Walk away from the explosion, never look back 'cause you planned that shit, look like a certified badass.

Some musical context:

Here are some movies that would be vastly improved with some epic explosions.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II (2011)

HP, Ronnie the Bear, and the Wretched Harmony³ discover that Nagini isn't actually one of Voldemort's horcruxes (twist!) but instead that last horcrux is Hogwarts itself (double twist!). The gang seeks out the aide of Aldous Bowerstone professor of the Explosive Arts (played by Tom Cruise). Professor Bowerstone and Ronnie the Bear sneak deep into Hogwarts and place time delayed explosive enchantments all around the heart of the august and venerated building. They start their long trek out, with plenty of time to spare, when suddenly Jimmy the deatheater jumps around the corner and starts battling them. Jimmy manages to disarm Professor Bowerstone and turns his attention to Ronnie. Unfortunately for Jimmy he's dealing with Ronnie the Effing Bear, Ronnie scoops up Bowerstone's wand and, jumping through the air, fires off two sweet shots simultaneously to knock Jimmy out. Ronnie and Bowerstone start again to leave Hogwarts, when suddenly Bowerstone's magical countdown lets them know the are running out of time. They begin to run (which is why Cruise was cast, because he such an elegant runner) as explosions begin deep in the bowels of Hogwarts, they approach the edge of the school just as the explosions reach them so they jump with all their might, riding the shock wave to safety. Harmony runs up, jumps in Ronnie's arms and totally snogs him, because he is so badass. [scene]

The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

Option 1:

The warden pulls down Andy's poster revealing the hole in the wall, Red slips into his voice over and montage of Andy's escape, though in a slightly different order.


[Interior pipe: Andy crawling through pipes toward camera]

Red

Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to.

[exterior Shawshank, raining: Andy emerges from pipe]

Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile. 

[exterior Shawshank, raining: Andy walks downstream, removing dirty clothes. Music builds]

Oh, Andy loved geology. I imagine it appealed to his meticulous nature. An ice age here, million years of mountain building there. Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. 

[exterior Shawshank, raining: Andy, shirtless, pullsout detonator and presses button]

That, and a big goddamn explosion. 

[exterior Shawshank, raining: Andy walks casually towards camera like a total badass, cue explosion in background]


Cut back to warden in cell, pull back through hole and reveal wreckage that was the east wing of Shawshank.
[scene]


Option 2:

Red meets with the parole board for the final time. They ask if he feels he is rehabilitated. The dialogue remains the same as in the original, the head of the board stamps his stamp freeing Red.

Cut to:
[exterior Shawshank main gates, Red walks slowly away from gates, pulls small item out of suit coat] 

Red

Rehabilitate this...

[exterior Shawshank main gates, Red pushes button (cue explosion) and continues to walk towards the camera like a badass as Shawshank is destroyed]

[scene]

Steamboat Willie (1928)

Here's the original, if you've never seen it:

If you didn't watch it I'll bring you up to speed. Micky Mouse is a true freak. He rams a pitchfork down a cows stomach, creepily snakes a hook through his girlfriends underpants to sneak her onboard, then abuses farm animals for his musical enjoyment. Finally, Captain Pete is fed up with Micky's debauchery and forces him to peel potatoes while a parrot mocks him. The end.

Make it better? Okay.

Micky, who has been ordered to peel potatoes, is fed up with Pete pushing him around, and that stupid parrot laughing at him. Also, he is worried that his girlfriend is now alone with such a hulking adonis, so he hatches a scheme to get his revenge. In the midst of the potato pile he hides a short fuse explosive device. He runs through the door, jump kicking Pete in the back of the head as he is chatting up Minnie. He grabs Minnie's hand and they make a run for the back of the boat. Just as the boat explodes they leap from the gunwale and the blast pushes them to safety. They swim to the shore as the burning wreckage sinks to the bottom of the river. Minnie turns to Micky and says, "You are such a badass, let's make out." And they do. [fin]


The Graduate (1967)


In undergrad I took a film class. One of our assigned movies was The Graduate, it's on a lot of "top movies of all time" lists. I, however, was bored out of my gourd. It was not an enjoyable film experience⁴. However, there are some incredibly iconic moments to be found, none more so than the ending of the film where Dustin Hoffman runs to interrupt the wedding of the girl he loves. He bangs on a giant window from the balcony while screaming her name. She runs to him and they fight off the families and escape the church, hopping on the first bus that passes. Once they are on the bus their smiles fade and "The Sounds of Silence" plays. This is meant to imply that while they escaped the paths laid out for them they aren't very sure of the new direction they are headed.

Maybe I would have enjoyed the movie more if, instead of running from the church Ben and Elaine causally walk away. Elaine pulls out a detonator (gender twist!) and blows up the whole damn church. When they reach the street Ben turns to her and says, "You are such a badass" and then makes out with her⁵. They hop into a convertible and drive into the sunset as Black Sabbath, or something equally are guitar heavy, plays incredibly loudly. [the end]

Someone get the president of Hollywood on the phone, I've got some ideas.

[scene]
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¹ In fact, I've created a new label so I can track which posts her blog inspired.
² I'd list some, but I can't remember their names. Hey-oh!
³ Google search (or Youtube search) "Wizard People, Dear Reader"
⁴ In all fairness, I was an idiot 20 year old
⁵ Because being a certified badass knows no gender boundaries, just ask Ginny Weasley

On Companion Pieces

In which reading is required before we can begin


Earlier this week my friend, Sarah Street, wrote a blog post about the movies she was looking forward to watching this year. I had considered writing a similar post of my own, but decided against it. Then when I read hers I thought it would be fun to write a response to her choices here instead of in her comments. So the first thing that you need to do is go and read her post. She will introduce the movies and give her thoughts, both of which you will need to know to fully enjoy this post¹. Check it out here.


Dr. Seuss's The Lorax (March 2)



Zac Efron is never a selling point, ever. The best thing he ever did was a bit part in Firefly and even then he was a little obnoxious. Also, when I watch this and hear Danny DeVito's voice all I can think of is Frank Reynolds on It's Always Sunny.


2 - The Hunger Games (March 23)



I've got huge hopes for Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss (if you doubt me go rent Winters Bone). I'm still curious as to how this movie will deal with the subject matter, because as Sarah mentioned it is gruesome. Hopefully they strike a good balance between the need to show violence, as it is integral to the plot, without it being remorseless and gratuitous. Also, Sarah, Peeta is 16, that's gross.


1 - The Avengers (May 4)



Ironically, I thought that Tom Hiddleston's Loki was one of the best parts of Thor, so I'm psyched that he is coming back. Also, I can't imagine a director more well suited than Joss Whedon to get a great performance out of an ensemble cast. It's hard to imagine all of these characters on screen at the same time, it will be awesome.


Snow White and the Huntsman (June 1)



How can we make the story of Snow White more hip? Let's combine the Huntsman character with Aragorn (1:07). And throw in some Braveheart war scenes (0:15). Creepy, naked milk bath (0:39)? Why not. Last but not least, lets add some dragons (1:05) and trolls (1:27). Success! Also, this is totally shallow of me, but I'm sorry Charlize Theron is way more attractive than Kristen Stewert. That mirror is crazy.


3 - Prometheus (June 8)



Magneto, Ed Exley and effing Stringer Bell² all in the same movie? Yes, please. Also, during production they modeled all of the sets after sets in the original Alien so it shouldn't have the Star Wars prequel effect³. From what I've read most people are very excited for this.


The Amazing Spider-Man (July 3)



I don't know how I feel about this movie yet. I think (hope) that Andrew Garfield will be good as Peter Parker and I totally trust Emma Stone as Gwen Stacey. But do we really need to reboot this franchise already? At least be creative about it like X-Men: First Class. I kind of wish Sony had the stones to let Donald Glover play Spider-man.


The Dark Knight Rises (July 20)



If the trend continues people are going to freak-the-geek out about this movie and I will walk away thinking that it was alright, but that it felt bloated due to Christopher Nolans desire to cram as many story lines into a movie as he can. Also, he will totally waste great characters⁴. On the plus side this should be the last movie with gravelly voiced Batman.


9 - The Bourne Legacy (August 3)

A bunch of us are watching/re-watching all the Bourne movies (we've watched the first two so far) and it's made me remember how much I enjoyed them. I really like Jeremy Renner as an actor, but the supporting cast is what has me really excited: Rachel Weisz, Edward Norton, Albert Finney, and Oscar Isaac, it should be a good one.


6- Skyfall (November 9)

Like Sarah, I am a sucker for a Bond movie. The addition of Javier Bardem is just the icing on the cake (Sam Mendes directing doesn't hurt either). I am a little concerned they are adding the character Q back in, hopefully he is not as cheesy as he was in earlier Bonds.


The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II (November 16)

Barf, barf, barf, barf, barf, barf, sparkly guy, barf, barf, barf. The only good thing about this movie is that it is the last one.


Lincoln (December TBA)

I'm pretty excited for this flick. Stephen Spielberg directs (not Soderberg, you blew it Mrs. Street), and Sarah was right about Joseph Gordon-Levitt being awesome. Plus, freaking Daniel Day-Lewis, c'mon, look at that picture. It's like Lincoln came back from the dead for a relaxing lunch. Color me excited⁵.


Les Miserables (December 7)

Despite Les Miserables being one of the best musicals I've ever seen this movie has not been on my radar. However, Wolverine and Catwoman in it, what could be better? I too am interested in seeing Russel Crowe sing. PS sorry about the picture, I couldn't find any pictures of the film, I don't remember there being a scene in Les Mis  where Jean Valjean wears a pineapple shirt and plays the maracas, but I may be mistaken about that.


5 - The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (December 14)



So I'm re-reading The Hobbit currently, it's funny that almost everything that I remember from the story happens in the first third of the book. Which means everything I remembered from the book will happen in this movie (it's a two parter, one this year one next). Also, if you enjoyed the original trilogy this trailer was made to make you remember that fact.


The Great Gatsby (December 25)

I enjoy movies despite Leonado DiCaprio, not because of him. I also don't like Tobey Maguire very much at all. So it's safe to say I'm not really looking forward to this movie. I do like Carey Mulligan though, she's got a cuteness to her for sure.

The Rest of the Story

10 - Moonrise Kingdom (May 25)

Wes Anderson ramps his "Wes Andersonness" up to eleven⁶ in this new film about two kids who fall in love and run away from home causing the entire town to mobilize to find them. You can check out the trailer here. While the trailer makes this movie look extremely over the top I am pretty excited due to some of the casting. In addition to some Wes Anderson regulars we'll get to see Ed Norton, Frances McDormand, Tilda Swinton, Harvey Keitel and Bruce Willis play in Anderson playground, it should be fun.

8 - Argo (September 14)

Ben Affleck is a decent actor, but he is a great director, and he is back behind the camera for his third movie, Argo. The movie, based on a true story, takes place during the 1979 Iran hostage conflict and is about the CIA attempting to free hostages by convincing the Iranian government that they are all a part of the film crew of a Sci-Fi movie. No trailer yet, but Affleck has earned enough credit with me that I am excited already.

4 - Looper (September 28)

Director Rian Johnson, whose other works include Brick⁷ and Brothers Bloom, has style out the wazoo. He tends to couple that with great characters and fantastic stories. So when I heard that his next movie would be dealing with time travel and star Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Bruce Willis it immediately jumped to the top of my "want to see" list. Details of the plot are being kept intentionally vague, but here is what we know:

"Looper is a time travel movie, set in a near future where time travel doesn’t exist but will be invented in a few decades. It’s pretty dark in tone, much different from Bloom, and involves a group of killers (called Loopers) who work for a crime syndicate in the future. Their bosses send their targets hogtied and blindfolded back in time to the Loopers, and their job is to simply shoot them in the head and dispose of the body. So the target vanishes from the future and the Loopers dispose of a corpse that doesn’t technically exist, a very clean system. Complications set in from there."


7 - Gravity (November 12)


Children of Men is one of my favorite movies and its director Alfonso Cuarón is returning to the Sci-fi genre with Gravity. I'll be honest, I was more excited for this film before Sandra Bullock was cast, especially since it is a small cast movie (Bullock and George Clooney will primarily be the only ones on screen) but the combination of Clooney and Cuarón is enough to overcome my distaste for Bullock. The synopsis makes it sound intense, Tim Felton will probably hate it, but he is a big wuss:

"Bullock plays Dr. Ryan Stone, a brilliant medical engineer on her first shuttle mission, with veteran astronaut Matt Kowalsky [George Clooney] in command of his last flight before retiring. But on a seemingly routine spacewalk, disaster strikes. The shuttle is destroyed, leaving Stone and Kowalsky completely alone–tethered to nothing but each other and spiraling out into the blackness."


Like Sarah I am excited for many of the movies this year, just not all the same ones she is.
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¹ And really, if you aren't going to fully experience something, why experience it at all?
² Michael Fassbender, Guy Pearce, and Idra Elba respectively.
³ In the original trilogy all of the ships and computers looked old and boxy, in the prequels everything was smooth and modern, which makes it look like the galaxy regressed technologically. Just one of the MANY problems in those movies.
⁴ See: Ra's Al Ghul in Batman Begins and Two Face in The Dark Knight.
⁵ Which begs the question: What color best represents "excited"?
⁶ "Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?"
⁷ Seriously, go watch this movie. Right. Now. It's on Netflix Instant View.

On Reflections of the Non-Harp Variety

In which we look to the future by considering the past.


This week at community dinner none of us¹ were feeling particularly motivated to lead any post dinner activities. Luckily for us one of our good friends, Rob, came to the rescue. He led us through an activity designed to help us reflect on the upcoming year, I thought it was pretty awesome and I figured would immortalize my reflections on Ye Olde Internet.

Rob started the activity by having us sit in silence for a few moments. He then read out a primer, "I hope..." for example. I don't know what others in the room did, but I challenged myself to not over think things and simply just write the first thing that came to mind. For the purposes of this blog I am going to write each prompt and then hide my response in a spoiler, additional thoughts will be in italics. My reason for doing this is simple, I want this to be a participatory blog post. When you read each write down (or at least think about) how you would respond². Okay, here we go.

I hope...

for a new job, and a new relationship.

My search for a permanent job has been going on far too long, it would be swell if someone hired me. Hopefully, I'll get some good news this week. The other thing is simply that I am 30, I'd be great to be in a relationship with someone. Maybe get married eventually.

I'm afraid...

of being stagnant.

When things get overwhelming I tend to just shut down³, this year I want to push myself to not let that happen.

I will...

push myself (to write more, to sell myself harder to employers).

I've been missing writing lately, and would like to get back in the habit of blogging more often, or just writing in general. I'm going to start shooting for once a week again. Also, during any interviews I might have I am going to attempt to put my humility aside and let any potential employers know that I am the ultimate badass.

I will not...

allow uncertainty to cripple my relationships.

Not knowing what I was doing with work was giving me an excuse not to fully invest in the people around me (community, small group, etc.) and I knew it had to stop. This is something I've been better about of late, but I want to keep working on it.

I will start...

to value myself more but to work to improve myself at the same time.

You'll start to see a number of these tie together, I was alright with that. An improved self-confidence is important for most people, part of that comes from excepting yourself for who you are and part of it comes form working to make yourself better.

I will stop...

driving so much; relying on myself as much.

I need to ride my bike more and I need to be praying more. Josiah⁴ and I had a conversation a few weeks ago, and I mentioned that with life it is totally acceptable to work and try and strive for the things we want with everything we have in us, but that we also need to be praying and giving our stuff to God. I need to follow my own advice.

I want...

to feel a renewed sense of purpose.

Which is not to say I need a new purpose, but sometimes that is a part of it.

I need...

the support of others.

Tied to some of the other things on this list. I need to turn to my friends, my family and my community more.

I can...

overcome my faults and self doubts.

Pretty straight forward and a culmination of many of the other things on this list.

So there you have it. I truly hope you thought about these things for yourself. If you didn't it's not to late, go for it.

PS if you are wondering about the title of this particular post just google "Harp Reflections" and be both illuminated and horrified.
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¹ Carrie, Guff, Will, Colleen, Josiah and I (Tim was playing make believe in Indy).
² Of course, if you don't I'll never know. But Jesus will.
³ Ask Sarah Street, ultimate Enneagram nerd, why.
⁴ aka: Joshua, Josie, Blingfoot

On DIY Christmas Cards and Peaking

In which artistic peaks are reached, Christmas cheer is spread, and a return most triumphant


Annnnnnd we're back, after nearly a six month hiatus due to blogging hubris once again striking¹. As well as severe writer's block.

Quick life update: still job searching, working a local middle school in a study hall, not blogging. There, caught up.

At my job I try to find different activities to keep my students entertained, which can be difficult at times. I use daily brain teasers, word searches, crossword puzzles, I have even had them find and copy words out of the dictionary. Anything to get them to keep their mouths shut. One such attempt involved searching for printable mazes online, difficult ones. Easy mazes simply mean more paper on my floor². My Google search³ eventually let me to this maze:

It's about as intense as it looks, though not as intense as some others I found, and have really only had a handful of kids seriously attempt it. One of the perks of my job is that it is pretty mindless, as long as my kids are working quietly and not acting like total jackasses there isn't much for me to do. So I decided to attempt the maze. But instead of just picking a path and seeing where it led I decided to black out all the dead ends and reveal the path that way. Did it take a while? Yes. Was I concerned I would make a mistake and ruin hours of work? Yes. But away I went.

As I made my way around the maze I realized that I really like the way it looked. It had a minimalist look that I found fascinating, and it seemed like such a shame to take all the time to fill it in and then simply throw it way. So I began to think of what I could possible do with it, then it hit me, Christmas cards, more importantly DIY Christmas cards (that's "Do It Yourself" for the uninitiated in the crowd). I figured I could white out the words in the start and finish bubbles and draw little Christmas scenes and send them out. Then I took it a little further and decided to draw little before and after pictures in each so that if you followed the maze you would get to the next scene. Lastly I glued them down some red card stock and wrote some messages on the back. It was all pretty easy, now I just need to figure out how to mail them⁴.

The Grey Menace Strikes

A Classic Christmas Conundrum

This was the original card, which is why the pictures flow the opposite direction⁵.

This is probably my favorite card, I gave it to Abe Corry.

Snowball fight!!

#snowday

You can't go wrong with the triangle tree.

I also like this one. Baby Jesus has the darkest skin, scandalous.

This is it, I've peaked artistically. At least it has been immortalized on the internets.

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¹ Every time I talk about what my next blog post will be about it doesn't get written.

² In the form of: wads, footballs, airplanes, notes, shreds, and, once, a swan.

³ Literally "difficult printable mazes" or "impossible printable mazes"

⁴ It turns out it is easier and cheaper just to make some 6.5x9.5 envelopes myself, I hope they make it through the mail okay.

⁵ Also, because it getting sent to the southern hemisphere. Okay, that's a lie.

On Reviews of Summer Flicks, Part I

In which the author eases back into the swing of things and brings the reader along for the ride.


Blogging has not been coming easily to me lately, which I don't really like. I would really like to push myself to write more, but it hasn't been happening. Hopefully I can use this post to get back in the swing of things, we will see how it goes.

I've talked about summer movies before. If you didn't read it last year, or you don't like clicking links, I can catch you up. There are lots of movies in the summer, some are good, most are not so much good.

Pretty simple premise right?

This summer, for me, has been a little different than most. Don't worry, I'm still job searching so it isn't that different. But I have seen more movies in the theater than I normally do. So I thought I'd review them for you.

Thor- This movie marked the official start of the summer movie season. It also marked the start of a cavalcade of summer comic movies¹. When I first heard about this movie I wasn't that interested. I never knew much about Thor other than the fact that he had hammer with a weird name (Mjölnir) and that he was a Norse god sent to Earth who became a superhero. This would mean the movie would have to balance scenes on Earth with scenes in Asgard, what director can manage that?

Which brings us my interest in the film. It started when I heard that Kenneth Branaugh would be directing, he is best known for directing in several movies based on Shakespeare's plays. It seemed to me that someone with a grasp of Shakespeare may be able to handle the balance. Seeing the trailers locked me in so I went to see it one afternoon.

What worked: Branaugh found a good pace for the movie, it never seemed to drag and did manage a balance between the supernatural and the superhero. Chris Hemsworth was great as Thor, he looked the part, and had the smarmy, egotistical thing down. The connection to the larger movie world that will be found in The Avengers next summer was much smoother than in Iron Man 2. Idris Elba (aka Stringer Bell), always Idris Elba.

What was best: Tom Hiddleston's turn as Loki was incredible. A movie like this is only as good as it's villain and this was a great villain.

What could have been better: Natalie Portman was just kind of hanging around and the love story felt forced. Thor's running crew were talked up as bad asses, and had the look, but didn't do much.

Overall: I really enjoyed this movie. It was a lot of fun, it had action and an appropriate amount of cheesy comedy you'd expect for a comic movie. Totally worth checking out. Also, I finally learned how to pronounce  Mjölnir.

X-Men: First Class - I have a conflicted history with X-Men movies. I grew up reading X-Men and watching the cartoon, I thought the first movie was great and the second is, in my opinion, one of the best comic book movies ever made. The third one was a frustrating mess the felt like a cheap cash grab by Fox², and Wolverine was one of the worst movies I've seen. So to say that I was worried when I heard that Fox was making a prequel/reboot of the X-Men franchise is an understatement. As a result I didn't pay much attention. Until, once again, the attached director was announced.

Matthew Vaughn, director of Stardust and Kick-Ass, has earned a lot of credit with me which meant my apprehension was lessened. However, I was still concerned with Fox's history of interfering with filming and a short production schedule (10 months as opposed to Thor's 15). Which lasted until I saw the first official trailer, which blew me away. It seemed to have all the heart of the first two movies and the actors all looked and sounded great. To say I was excited going into the screening was an understatement, this had quickly one of the movies I was most looking forward to.

What worked: A lot of things, really. There was a lot happening in the movie but it never felt overly long, it was able to move a quick clip and hold your attention. Kevin Bacon was fantastic in his role as the villain Sebastian Shaw. The kids in the movie did a good job for the screen time they had. The visuals were fantastic, the movie takes place in the 60's and Vaughn was able to make that seem real with the costume choices and set decorations. An unexpected scene in the middle of the movie that I don't want to ruin but worked on every level.

What worked best: James McAvoy as Professor X and Michael Fassbender as Magneto were incredible. Most people agree that Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan were perfectly cast in the first three movies. McAvoy and Fassbender were able to match these performances while making the roles their own. Watching these characters interact with one another was worth the price of admission alone.

What could have been better: This story is ultimately about Xavier and Magneto, so take this with a grain of salt, but most of the support characters were underutilized, especially the villains (but a least they got away from the generic jumping super power found all over X-Men 3). January Jones did not impress me as Emma Frost. Only one black character. I'm pretty much over Mystique as a character, I don't know why these film makers keep going back to this character, there are way more interesting females out there to bring into these movies.

Overall: It's still pretty early in the summer, but so far this is the movie to beat for me. It was incredible, I loved every minute of it, even with the issues that I mentioned before. There are one or two other movies this summer that may surpass X-Men: First Class, but they will have to be pretty amazing.

Super 8 - I was all about the marketing for this flick. Movie trailers these days show way too much of the films they are advertising, Super 8 did not have this problem. It left a lot of the film to be discovered. Also, J.J. Abrams, the director, did a great job with Mission Impossible 3 and Star Trek, so that was a positive. I wasn't sure if I was going to see this in the theaters or not, but my mom was in town and we had talked about going to see a movie and I thought this would be a good one.

What worked: The kids. The kids were amazing in this film, they were funny and felt like real kids, not old people pretending to be kids. The story at the heart of the movie, it was moving and well done, it would have worked even without all the other mystery/monster type stuff. The setting and costumes, the movie is set in 1980 and the set design and costume really made that feel real.

What worked best: Joel Courtney and Elle Fanning, the two main characters. They were totally amazing.

What could of been better: Umm....less lens flairs please. The dad character either needed to be in the movie more or in it less, he just kind of floated. This is going to sound weird but there needed to be less of the monster, the movie worked at it's best when it was just the kids and their story or people reacting to weirdness going on around them. The times you see the monster, especially early on, felt unnecessary and, I think, would have heightened the tension if you just saw the outcome of those scenes.

Overall: A very fun movie, that, as promised, managed to feel like an early eighties Amblin Entertainment movie. Worth checking out for sure, but don't feel like you will miss anything by waiting for DVD.

What other movies will I see in theaters? Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2, Captain America, and Attack the Block³. Movies I am interested in seeing but will weight to hear some initial reviewing: Transformers: Dark of the Moon and Cowboys & Aliens. What can you expect to read about next week⁴? It will be a blast from the past.
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¹ Thor, X-Men, Green Lantern, Transformers, Captain America, Cowboys & Aliens, Conan the Barbarian.
² X-Men: The Last Stand was rushed into production when Bryan Singer chose to direct Superman Returns and was given a very short production schedule to beat Singer's Superman to theaters. Additionally, Fox executives may have been very insistent on making changes to the film (such as killing off Cyclops since James Marsden was also going to be in Superman).
³ Assuming it releases near here, I would probably drive to Indy to watch it.
⁴ Seriously, I will write a new post next week.

On Vitae

In which a list of things done is given.

I've had some writer's block lately so I asked people on Facebook what I should blog about. There were some good ideas that I will likely come back to. But my friend Jace wanted to know all the things I've done to earn money. That seemed like a good idea, and will force me to think about it. So in roughly chronological order here are all the things I've done to earn money.

• Ran the scoreboard at little league softball games.
• Started a company selling jumper cables¹.
• Score keeping and video taping middle school and high school sporting events.
• Served food.
• Mowed lawns.
• Framed houses.
• Surfed the Internet².
• Set up painting jobs on the Navajo reservation.
• Played Sorry and dodge ball.
• Went on field trips, swam, played games.
• Planned games for Camp O.
• Planned games for VBS.
• Interned at church.
• Edited video³.
• Young Lifed.
• Installed furniture on military bases and hotels.
• Substitute taught.
• Sold plasma.
• House sat⁴.
• Moved hay bails.
• Walked back and forth IU's campus⁵.
• Read books and blogged⁶.
• Counseled students.
• Watched gym class.
• Fed kids lunch.
• Sold meat at the farmers' market.
• Got really cold⁷.

Now, for a fun game see if you can figure out where these jobs fall on a timeline (Junior High/High School/College/Grad School). For an extra challenge don't read the food notes.

Next week: How not to be a dingus.
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¹ In middle school my friend Eric and I were a part of Junior Achievement, I don't know why we decided to do that, probably because we heard we could get money. I still have the jumper cables our group made.
² My freshman year the was some company that would track your Internet surfing and would pay you based on how much you surfed the Internet. My roommate and I would each get checks every couple of weeks for like $20.
³ I made the video for Camp Olivet in 2004, I had no idea what I was doing and stayed up until like 3 am to finish it.
⁴ House sitting for the Jones was the most amazing summer job ever. One of the top 3 summers of my life.
⁵ Working for the Upward Bound summer program was one of the most ridiculous experiences of my life, I would seriously just sit in a hallway while kids took classes.
⁶ As the in-school aide at JCMS I read like 12 books in a semester.
⁷ I work at the Corry's freeze loading coolers and CSA bags.